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#Azureus-Users

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The stuff people say...

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When they can't type

<ls2k5>  shud b able to slap people in the swarm that dont upload
<+Drisanna> They may not have the parts you still need, ls2k5.
<ls2k5> wat not even the seeds with 100%
<+Drisanna> Okay, I'm done trying to puzzle out your spelling, ls2k5. Have a nice day! :)
<ls2k5> drisanna how can u nt understand my spellin
<mort> http://en.wiktionary.org
<ls2k5> i hate my comp
* ls2k5 (n=3mBiQh58@ACCA9FA2.ipt.aol.com) Quit ("Azureus 2.3.0.6")
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When they don't listen

* Squee (n=MnfBJlkJ@c-67-182-78-26.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #azureus-users
<Squee> hello?
<@Flash13> -LobbyBot- NOTICE - THIS IS A MODERATED CHANNEL - YOU CANNOT CHAT HERE
- PLEASE SELECT A HELP CHANNEL
<Squee> i got a distributed DB problem
<Squee> Im only seeing 1 user connected
<@Flash13> -LobbyBot- NOTICE - THIS IS A MODERATED CHANNEL - YOU CANNOT CHAT HERE
- PLEASE SELECT A HELP CHANNEL
<@Flash13> -LobbyBot- NOTICE - THIS IS A MODERATED CHANNEL - YOU CANNOT CHAT HERE
- PLEASE SELECT A HELP CHANNEL
<@Flash13> -LobbyBot- NOTICE - THIS IS A MODERATED CHANNEL - YOU CANNOT CHAT HERE
- PLEASE SELECT A HELP CHANNEL
<@Flash13> Get the idea?
<Squee> :?
<Squee> im new to irc
<@Flash13> You have to 'select a help channel'
* Squee (n=MnfBJlkJ@c-67-182-78-26.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has left #azureus-users
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When they pretend to know

<kanilla> I've looked over the NAT problem web page and it still isn't helping
<@Flash13> kanilla, that's cause you're ment to do the stuff on it too ;)
<kanilla> i did
<kanilla> i did all of it
<+PhilKC> kanilla, You assigned yourself a static IP outside your routers DHCP range and forwarded both TCP and UDP to your IP while bridging and other routing devices behind it?
<kanilla> yup
<+PhilKC> What's your routers DHCP range then?
<@Flash13> pwned
<+Drunken_Irony> 7?
<@Flash13> LOL
<@Flash13> He's a winner
<kanilla> 49152 - 65535
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You've been at this too long when...

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You know your modems

<+LiNERROR> yeah: what modem do you have?
<yeah> roadrunner
<yeah> or do you mean model
<yeah> ?
<+LiNERROR> yeah: so a motorola surfboard 4100, 4200, or 5100?
<yeah> yes its black
<+LiNERROR> 5100 :P
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